DSOs: Swimming in Data, Drowning in Stupidity

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Yan Kalika

Executive Chairman

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It’s 2025, and every DSO is obsessed with being “data-driven.” Which is a great concept… if it meant anything. But let’s be honest, most platforms are less “data-driven” and more “spreadsheet-curious.”


I’ve seen it hundreds of times. Someone throws up a slide with a million bar graphs, declares victory, and then goes right back to calling it strategy, but it’s really just guessing with a spreadsheet open in another tab for optics.

The irony?

We have more data than ever…production per hour, production per day, case acceptance rates, hygiene reappointment metrics, patient churn, net promoter scores, but most don’t actually do anything with it. It’s like buying a Peloton and using it to hang your laundry.

Here’s the truth your PE firm doesn’t want to hear:

Data is useless if your team doesn’t know how to read it, act on it, or give a damn.


  • You can track broken appointments all day long, but if your staff isn’t held accountable, who cares?
  • You can centralize analytics, but if regional managers don’t trust the numbers, they’ll just keep doing what they’ve always done.
  • You can pull beautiful dashboards, but if they’re not in real-time or tied to comp plans, they’re just… PowerPoint porn.

Want to actually win with data?

Here’s a revolutionary idea: Use it.


  1. Make it real-time. Stop showing people stale numbers from last quarter like it’s a history lesson. If your ops team can’t see what’s happening today, they’re driving blind.
  2. Make it digestible. Doctors are smart, but they’re not Excel junkies. Build dashboards that actually mean something to the people who need to act on them.
  3. Make it actionable. Tie metrics to incentives. Create habits. Stop treating data like a trophy and start using it like a tool.

Final point:

The best DSOs don’t just collect data…they weaponize it. They use it to identify underperforming ops, reward high producers, spot churn before it happens, and yes, even forecast EBITDA.


If your big data plan is “make a dashboard and hope,” congrats…you’ve reinvented a really expensive guessing game.